chickenyaoi:

Next time I go to temple I’m gonna have to ask God why he made Ed Sheeran so ugly if he was gonna give him a voice like that. I also gotta ask Him why my headphones keep breaking

houseofhannibal:

madame-vashtranerada:

houseofhannibal:

dash is named dash because he runs really fast

violet is named violet because ultraviolet rays are invisible to the human eye

so what’s jack jack’s name got to do with his power

jack of all trades because he has so many powers

OH

octobootle:

when you think your cramps are finished but then

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homevvrecker:

if i haven’t embarrassed myself in front of you don’t worry it will happen 

sniffingrainbowdust:

Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation

almondmilkpapi:

me: i really want chinese food

astrology hoe: OMG that’s because your birth moon is in orbit over your home planet and we just had a lunar eclipse so you’re extra hungry